hitlervevo:

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

i hate this site

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

outofcontrol-sobeautiful:

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

alex gaskarth is that you

welcomebentothestage:

lets face it we all just wanna be a merch girl or adam elmakias 

cokeflow:

black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not